Talk:Tympanic tickle

Who would like to write this article? Here's the script:

Bashir is using some TWEEZERS to try to get something out of Quark's ear. It's clearly a delicate procedure, and Quark is bracing for some pain.

QUARK

Ow!

BASHIR

Hold still. I think I've got something.

Bashir pulls the tweezers out and is surprised to see that he's retrieved a small FEATHER.

QUARK I knew it. Never get a Tympanic Tickle from an amateur.

BASHIR Tympanic Tickle... ? Never mind. I don't want to know. Sit tight. I'm going to get you an antibiotic.