User:Art1991

Other Websites

 * - Coming Attractions blog
 * - My YouTube site
 * - My Wikipedia site

Favorite Characters

 * Captain James T. Kirk
 * Mr. Spock
 * Dr. Leonard "Bones" McCoy
 * Montgomery "Scotty" Scott
 * Hikaru Sulu
 * Pavel Chekov
 * Nyota Uhura
 * The Doctor
 * Zefram Cochrane

Favorite Alternate Reality Characters

 * Captain James T. Kirk
 * Mr. Spock
 * Dr. Leonard "Bones" McCoy
 * Montgomery "Scotty" Scott
 * Hikaru Sulu
 * Pavel Chekov
 * Nyota Uhura

Quotes
"I'm a doctor, not a..."
 * - Leonard McCoy

"I don't believe in the no-win scenario."
 * - Admiral James T. Kirk

"Everybody remember where we parked."
 * - Admiral James T. Kirk

"I never forget a face, Mister... Chekov. I never thought I would see your face again."
 * - Khan

"How old do you think I am, anyway?"

"137 years, Admiral, according to Starfleet records."

"Explain how you remember that so exactly!"

"I remember every fact I am exposed to, sir."

(McCoy looks at both sides of Data's head)

"I don't see no points on your ears, boy, but you sound like a Vulcan."

"No, sir. I am an android."

"Hmph. Almost as bad."
 * - Admiral Leonard McCoy and Data

"Spock, you are fully capable of deciding your own destiny. The question you face is: which path will you choose? This is something only you can decide."
 * - Sarek to a young Spock after getting in a fistfight with his classmates

"Make that two. Her shot's on me."

"Her shot's on her. Thanks but no thanks."

"Don't you at least wanna know my name before you completely reject me?"

"I'm fine without it."

"You are fine without it. It's Jim, Jim Kirk. If you don't give me a name, I'm gonna have to make one up."

"It's Uhura."

"Uhura? No way! That's the name I was gonna make up for you! Uhura what?..."

"Just Uhura."

"They don't have last names in your world?"

"Uhura is my last name."

"Then, they don't have... uh, first names in your world?"
 * - James Kirk and Nyota Uhura

"This townie isn't bothering you right?"

"Oh, beyond belief. But it's nothing I can't handle."

"You could handle me if that's an invitation."

"Hey, you better mind your manners."

"Oh, relax, cupcake. It was a joke."

"Hey! Farmboy! Maybe you can't count, but there are four of us and one of you."

"So get some more guys and then it'll be an even fight."
 * - Starfleet cadet, Nyota Uhura and James Kirk

"Your father didn't believe in a no-win scenario."

"Well, he sure learned his lesson."
 * - Pike and Kirk

"Gaila, who is he?"

"Who?"

"''The mouthbreather hiding under your bed."

"''You can hear me breathing?"

"Get out."

"Big test tomorrow."

"You're gonna﻿ fail."
 * - Nyota Uhura, Gaila and James Kirk as Uhura finds and throws Kirk out

"We are receiving a distress signal from the USS Kobayashi Maru. The ship has lost power and is stranded. Starfleet Command has ordered us to rescue them."

"Starfleet Command has ordered us to rescue them... captain."

"Two Klingon warbirds have entered the Neutral Zone and are locking weapons on us."

"That's okay."

"That's okay?"

"Yeah, don't worry about it."

"Three more Klingon warbirds decloaking and locking onto our ship. I don't suppose this is a problem either."

"They're firing, captain."

"Alert Medical bay to receive all crew members from the damaged ship."

"And how do you expect us to rescue them when we're surrounded by Klingons, captain?"

"Alert Medical."

"Our ship's being hit. Shields are at sixty percent."

"I understand."

"Well, should we - oh, I dunno - fire back?"

(Kirk pulls an apple out of nowhere and starts munching)

"Naw."

"Of course not."

(The entire simulation suddenly shuts down, then starts back up)

"Hmm. Arm photons, prepare to fire on the Klingon warbirds."

"Jim, their shields are still up!"

"Are they?"

"No... They're not."

"Fire on all enemy ships. One photon each should do it. No sense in wasting ammunition."

"Aye, sir. Target locked and acquired on all warbirds. Firing."

(The simulation shows the birds being destroyed one by one)

"All targets destroyed, sir."

"Begin rescue of the stranded crew. So, we've managed to eliminate all enemy ships, no one on board was injured and the successful rescue of the Kobayashi Maru crew is... underway."

(Kirk takes a large bite out of his apple)
 * - Nyota Uhura, James Kirk, Leonard McCoy and Simulator Tactical Officer during the Kobayashi Maru scenario

"My mouth is itchy. Is that normal?"

"Those symptoms won't last long. I'm going to give you a sedative."

"I wish I didn't know you."

"Don't be such an infant."

"OWW! How long's it supposed to..." (he suddenly collapses on the bed)

"Unbelievable."
 * - James Kirk and Leonard McCoy

"Maximum warp. Punch it."

"Yes, sir."

(One by one, the rest of the star fleet jumps into warp drive, leaving the Enterprise behind. Sulu frowns at the console, puzzled)

"Lieutenant, Where is Helmsman McKenna? "He has lungworms sir, he couldn't report to his post. I'm Hikaru Sulu.''"

"And you are a pilot, right?"

"Yes, very much so sir."

(he trails off, hitting buttons)

"Uh I'm not sure what's wrong here..."

"Is the parking brake on?"

"Uh, no sir. I'll figure it out."

"Have you disengage the external initial dampener?"

(Sulu is embarrassed. Without looking at anyone, he punches in the correct sequence)

"Ready for warp, sir."

"Let's punch it."
 * - Captain Christopher Pike, Hikaru Sulu and Spock on the problems with the Enterprise's first voyage

"Uhura! Uhura!"

"Kirk? What are you doing here?"

"The message you intercepted from the Klingon prison planet..."

(Uhura looks at Kirk's swollen hands)

"Oh my God, what's wrong with your hands!"

"Who was responsible for the attack and was the ship walullaa?"

"What?"

"Whass... whas happening with my mouth?"

"You've got numb-tongue?"

"Nuhtung?"

"I can fix that!"

(McCoy hurries off to find another hypospray)

"Was the ship what?"

"Wallala!"

"What?"

"Womulan!"

"Romulan? Yes!"

(McCoy injects Kirk with another hypospray)

"ACK!"

(trying to say 'dammit')

"DAHHIT!"
 * - James Kirk, Nyota Uhura, Leonard McCoy

"Ensign authorization code Nine-Five-Wictor-Wictor-Two."

"Authorization not recognized."

"Okay... Ensign authorization code Nine-Five...Victor...Victor-Two."
 * - Pavel Chekov, accessing the ship's all-call system, and the Enterprise'' Computer

"We must gather with the rest of Starfleet... to balance the terms of the next engagement!"

"There won't be a 'next engagement'! By the time we've gathered, it'll be too late! But you say he's from the future and knows what's gonna happen - then the logical thing is to be unpredictable!"

"You are assuming that Nero knows how events are predicted to unfold. The contrary - Nero's very presence - has altered the flow of history, beginning with the attack on the USS Kelvin, culminating in the events of today, thereby creating an entire new chain of incidents that cannot be anticipated by either party."

"An alternate reality?"

"Precisely. Whatever our lives might have been if the time continuum was disrupted - our destinies have changed."
 * - Spock, James Kirk and Nyota Uhura discussing the universe they now reside in

"Once you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
 * - Spock quoting Sherlock Holmes

"You are Montgomery Scott!"

"You know him?"

"Aye, that's me. You're in the right place, unless there's another hard-working equally starved Starfleet officer around."

"Me!"

"Get tae--Shut up! You don't eat anything. You can eat like a bean and you're done!"


 * - Spock Prime, James Kirk, Montgomery Scott and Keenser

"You are, in fact, the Mr. Scott who postulated the theory of transwarp beaming?"

"That's what I'm talkin' about! How do you think I wound up here? Had a little debate with my instructor on relativistic physics and how it pertains to subspace travel. He seemed to think that the range of transporting something like a... like a grapefruit was limited to about 100 miles. I told him that I could not only beam a grapefruit from one planet to the adjacent planet in the same system - which is easy, by the way - I could do it with a life form. So, I tested it out on Admiral Archer's prized beagle."

"Wait, I know that dog. What happened to it?"

"I'll tell you when it reappears... Ahem. I don't know, I do feel guilty about that..."


 * - Spock Prime, Montgomery Scott and James Kirk discussing Scott's exile

"I like this ship! You know, it's exciting!"
 * - Montgomery Scott, after Spock leaves the bridge following a fistfight between Spock and James Kirk.

"Attention crew of the Enterprise, this is James Kirk. Mr. Spock has resigned commission and advanced me to acting captain. I know you are all expecting to regroup with the fleet, but I'm ordering a pursuit course of the enemy ship to Earth. I want all departments at battle stations and ready in ten minutes. Either we're going down... or they are. Kirk out."
 * - Captain James T. Kirk issuing his first intercom orders

"I'm coming with you."

"I would cite regulation, but I know you will simply ignore it."

"See? We are getting to know each other."
 * - James Kirk and Spock trying to develop their soon-to-be legendary friendship

"So, her first name is Nyota?" "I have no comment on the matter."
 * - Captain James Kirk and Spock, when Kirk asks if Nyota is Uhura's first name.

"Captain, what are you doing?"

"Showing them compassion. It may be the only way to earn peace with Romulus. It's logic, Spock. I thought you'd like that."

"No, not really. Not this time."
 * - Spock and Captain James Kirk, after Kirk offers to help Nero escape certain death

"I would rather suffer the end of Romulus a thousand times. I would rather die in agony, than accept assistance from you."

"You got it. Arm phasers. Fire everything we've got."
 * - Nero and James Kirk, immediately before the Enterprise opens fire on the Narada.

"I'm giving her all she's got, captain!"
 * - Montgomery Scott, when escaping the black hole.

"Father?"

"I am not our father."
 * - Spock and Spock Prime

"Spock, in this case, do yourself a favor: put aside logic, do what feels right."
 * - Spock Prime advising Spock

"Bones... Buckle up!"
 * - James Kirk to Leonard McCoy, as his first words on the bridge of the Enterprise as its assigned Captain.

"She change her hairstyle?"
 * - Leonard McCoy commenting on Saavik's new hairstyle

"Scotty, what's left?"

"Just the battery, sir. I can have auxiliary power in a few minutes."

"We don't have a few minutes!"
 * - Kirk and Scott, as the Enterprise is attacked by the Reliant

"We tried it once your way, Khan. Are you game for a rematch? Khan ... I'm laughing at the superior intellect."
 * - Kirk enraging Khan on purpose

"Judging by the pollution content of the atmosphere, I believe we have arrived at the latter half of the 20th century."
 * - Spock, when the HMS Bounty arrives in 1986

"It's a miracle these people ever got out of the twentieth century."
 * - McCoy

"What does it mean, 'exact change'?"
 * - Spock, after he and Kirk are kicked off a bus

"Excuse me, sir. We are looking for the naval base in Alameda. It's where they keep the nuclear wessels. Nu-cle-ar wessels"
 * - Chekov, asking directions from a San Francisco Police Officer

"Him? He's harmless. Back in the sixties he used to be part of the free speech movement at Berkeley. (Kirk whispers to Dr. Taylor) I think he did a little too much LDS."

"LDS?"
 * - Kirk and Gillian, as Kirk tries to explain Spock's quirks

"You guys like Italian?"

"Yes."

"No."

"No – Yes."

"No."

"Yes. I love Italian. (Kirk looks at Spock) And so do you."

"Yes."
 * - Gillian, Kirk, and Spock, being asked out for dinner to discuss matters

"Are you sure you won't change your mind?"

"Is there something wrong with the one I have?"
 * - Gillian and Spock

"''Don't bury yourself in the part!"
 * - McCoy to an overly enthusiastic Scotty

"So, how does a nice girl like you get to be a cetacean biologist?"

"Just lucky, I guess."
 * - Admiral James T. Kirk and Gillian Taylor

"Don't tell me. You're from outer space."

"No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space."
 * - Gillian Taylor and Kirk

"Hello, computer."
 * - Scott, speaking into Dr. Nichols' mouse

"Ah – a keyboard! How quaint!"
 * - Scott, trying to work a Macintosh

"You realize that if we give him the formula, we're altering the future."

"Why? How do we know that he didn't invent the thing?"
 * - Scott and McCoy, at Plexicorp

"Chekov, Pavel. Rank: admiral!"
 * - Chekov, regaining consciousness

"Father."

"I am returning to Vulcan within the hour, I wanted to take my leave of you."

"It was most kind of you to make this effort."

"It was no effort. You are my son. Besides, I'm most impressed with your performance during this crisis."

"Most kind."

"As I recall, I opposed your enlistment in Starfleet... It is possible that judgment was incorrect. Your associates are people of good character."

"They are my friends."

"Yes, of course. Do you have a message for your mother?"

"Yes, tell her I feel fine. Live long and prosper, Father."

"Live long and prosper, my son."
 * - Sarek and Spock, making amends

"We've finished our first sensor sweep of the Neutral Zone."

"Oh, fascinating. Twenty particles of space dust per cubic meter, fifty-two ultraviolet radiation spikes, and a class two comet. Well, this is certainly worthy of our attention."
 * - Riker and Picard grumbling over their mundane assignment

"Captain, I believe I speak for everyone here sir when I say... 'To hell with our orders'."
 * - Data

"I swore I would never use one of these. Computer, activate the EMH Program!"

"Please state the nature of the medical emergency."

"Twenty Borg are about to break through that door. We need time to get out of here. Create a diversion!"

"This isn't a part of my program. I'm a doctor, not a doorstop."

"Well, do a dance, tell a story, I don't care; just give us a few seconds!"
 * - Dr. Crusher and Emergency Medical Hologram

"Borg implants have been known to cause severe skin irritation. Perhaps you'd like an analgesic cream?"
 * - Emergency Medical Hologram, "creating a diversion"

"I'm just trying to blend in."

"You're blended, all right."
 * - Troi and Riker, about Troi's intoxication

"Timeline? This is no time to be arguing about time! We don't have the time!... what was I saying?"
 * - Troi, to Riker, while intoxicated

"If you want my professional opinion, as ship's counselor... he's nuts!"

"I'll be sure to note that in my log."
 * - Troi and Riker, about Zefram Cochrane

"Captain, I believe I am beginning to feel...anxiety. It is an intriguing sensation, a most distracting..."

"Data, I'm sure it's a fascinating experience, but perhaps you should deactivate your emotion chip for now."

"Good idea, sir.(twists neck) Done."

"Data, there are times that I envy you."
 * - Data and Picard, as they encounter the Borg modifications to the Enterprise

"So, you're all... astronauts, on... some kind of star trek?"
 * - Zefram Cochrane, to Riker, Troi, and La Forge

"Reports of my assimilation were greatly exaggerated."
 * - Picard, echoing Mark Twain

"No money? You mean you don't get paid?"

"The acquisition of wealth is no longer the driving force in our lives. We wish to better ourselves and the rest of humanity."
 * - Lily and Picard

"I gotta take a leak."

"Leak? I'm not detecting any leak."

"Don't people from the 24th century ever pee?"

"Oh. Leak! I get it. That's pretty funny!"
 * - Zefram Cochrane and La Forge

"I don't want to be a statue!"
 * - Zefram Cochrane, to Riker and La Forge

"You told him about the statue?"
 * - Riker, to La Forge

"Assimilate THIS!"
 * - Worf, before blowing up the interplexing beacon floating off the Enterprise's deflector dish

"Sir, we have lost the Enterprise. We should not sacrifice--"

"We have not lost the Enterprise, Mr. Worf. We are not going to lose the Enterprise. Not to the Borg, not while I'm in command!"
 * - Worf's recommendation and Picard's rebuttal

"If you were any other man, I would kill you where you stand!"


 * - Worf threatening Picard

"Jean-Luc, blow up the damned ship!"

"No! Nooooo!"

(smashes glass and model ships with his phaser rifle)

"I will not sacrifice the Enterprise. We've made too many compromises already; too many retreats. They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done!"

(a brief silence)

"You broke your little ships. See you around, Ahab."

"And he piled upon the whale's white hump, the sum of all the rage and hate felt by his whole race. If his chest had been a cannon, he would have shot his heart upon it."

"What?"

"Moby-Dick."

"Actually, I never read it."
 * - Lily Sloane and Picard

"Only got an hour to go, Doc, how're you feeling?"

"Got a four-alarm hangover, either from the whiskey or your laser beam, or both. But I'm ready to make history!"


 * - Riker and Zefram Cochrane

"Someone once said, 'Don't try to be a great man. Just be a man, and let history make its own judgment.'"

"That's rhetorical nonsense. Who said that?"

"You did, ten years from now."
 * - Riker and Zefram Cochrane

"Let's rock 'n' roll!!!"
 * - Zefram Cochrane, just before he plays a recording of Magic Carpet Ride seconds before the Phoenix launches

"Engage."
 * - Zefram Cochrane, unintentionally mirroring Jean-Luc Picard's famous order, and the order of Captain Christopher Pike a century before him.

"I can't understand why it always gives you pleasure to see me proven wrong."

"An emotional earth weakness of mine."
 * - Spock and Kirk

"It would be interesting, captain, to return to that world in a hundred years, and learn what crop had sprung from the seed you planted today."

"Yes, Mr. Spock. It would indeed."
 * - Spock and Kirk, after exiling Khan to Ceti Alpha V, unaware they'll see him again fifteen years later, much sooner than expected

"We could've worn our Starfleet uniforms. I doubt if anyone would've noticed."
 * - Tuvok on the fashions worn by the late 20th-century inhabitants of Los Angeles.

"Far out."
 * - Henry Starling, after the Aeon crashes in the High Sierras

"What does it mean, groovy?"
 * - Tuvok, to Tom Paris

"I have to ask you about your husband."

"Well, it was nice while it lasted... which husband?"

"The dead one, I'm afraid."
 * - Riker and Amarie

"And what do you want from me?"

"I was hoping you knew his business partners."

"And why should I help you?"

"To be honest, I can't think of a good reason."

"Well, you did kill my ex-husband. And that's not a bad start."
 * - Amarie and Riker

"I think I'll take this opportunity to remove my ears."
 * - Picard

"Excuse me, I'm just finishing up a speech—for you, Mr. Spock. I rather enjoy writing. I don't get to do it very often in this job."

"Perhaps you would be happier in another job."
 * - Sela and Data

"I'm afraid I don't know too much about Romulan disruptor settings."
 * - Spock, holding Sela at gunpoint

""Cowboy diplomacy?""
 * - Spock

"I will not read this or any other statement."

"If you do not, you will die. All of you will die."

"Since it is logical to conclude that you will kill us in any event, I choose not to cooperate."

(enraged) "I hate Vulcans. I hate the logic. I hate the arrogance. Very well."
 * - Spock and Sela

"As you examine your life, do you find you have missed your Humanity?"

"I have no regrets."

"'No regrets.' That is a Human expression."

"Yes. Fascinating."
 * - Data and Spock

"I am afraid that we cannot permit you to warn your guards."

(Data delivers Vulcan nerve-pinch on Sela, knocking her unconscious)

"Not bad...!"
 * - Data and Spock