User:Cleanse/Quotes

On Tom Paris
"Mr. Paris, I assume you've had a great deal of experience being rejected by women."

"Thanks a lot, Doc."
 * - The Doctor and Tom Paris,

"Did I program Mister Paris to be so annoying?"

"Actually, I programmed him. I modeled him after my cousin Frank."

"Computer, delete Paris."
 * - The Doctor and Barclay,

"During my three years on Voyager, I have grown to respect a great many of you. Others [sideways glance to Paris and Kim] I have learned to tolerate."
 * - Tuvok

"I mean, you used to be quite the lady's man."

"Used to be?"
 * - Neelix and Tom Paris,

"Who would've thought that this eclectic group of voyagers could actually become a family? Starfleet; Maquis; Klingon; Talaxian; hologram; Borg; even Mr. Paris."
 * - The Doctor,

"Inconsistencies? I don't know where to begin. Granted, this looks like the briefing room, but these aren't the people I knew! No one behaved like this... well, aside from Mr. Paris."
 * - The Doctor regarding the Kyrian simulation,

"Aside from his ability to breathe the rarified air on this planet, he's the exact duplicate of Mister Paris. He even seems to share his memories, not to mention his winning personality."
 * - The Doctor,

"I give up."

"After only two minutes? Tuvok, how do you do it?"

"I wait until his own illogic overwhelms him."
 * - Tom Paris, Chakotay, and Tuvok, after Paris loses an argument,

"Ensign Paris whiled away a good portion of his academy years here. No doubt to the detriment of his scholastic performance."
 * - The Doctor describing to Seven of Nine the Chez Sandrine holographic setting,

"I'm not sure how I feel about getting inside Tom's head."

"Maybe you'll be able to explain a few things when you get back."
 * - B'Elanna Torres and The Doctor,

On Star Trek
"Strange things happen to the Enterprise-D... strange things happen to the Enterprise-D... strange things happen to the Enterprise-D... it turns out that Frasier is to blame."
 * - DITL, on

"Meanwhile, Ardra also lays claim to the Enterprise, since it's in orbit. This is clearly overreaching, because if there's one thing you don't screw with, it's the USS Enterprise."
 * - Jammer's Reviews, review of

"It's hard to disagree with the message there. No matter the time, circumstances, race or planet, all people can be united by one idea: the USA is awesome. To think it took a Canadian to remind us of that. Thank you, Mr. Shatner. Thank you."
 * Cracked, on