User:Lee Wolfgang

Major Information
Name: Lee Wolfgang

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Physical Statistics
Height: 183 cm (about 6 ft)

Weight: 74.35 kg (around 165 lbs)

Blue-green-grey eyes

Blond hair that somehow turned brown

Gregorian age: Thirteen years<br

About Moi
Nutbar

Hates cats

Loves dogs

Wants to kill Braga for making Enterprise, or at least making the cast a bunch of stereotypes

Is highly obsessed with canon

Good to Bad: Shows

 * 1)  Star Trek: Deep Space Nine - The best continuing story ever in Star Trek.
 * 2)  Star Trek: The Next Generation - The one with the good acting and story and barely anything wrong except Wesley.
 * 3)  Star Trek - Some mediocre story, but it was very original.
 * 4)  Star Trek: The Animated Series - Some realism is lost in trying to make it a kid's show, but it has its moments.
 * 5)  Star Trek: Voyager - There's a huge gap between this and Enterprise, but it's just my least favorite good one.
 * 6)  Star Trek: Enterprise - I wish I could replace a syllable of the Word Enterprise with shit, but it just doesn't fit.

Good to Bad: Movies

 * 1)   - Great music, storyline, acting, humor, and an alternative take on how Star Trek works in terms of spirituality.
 * 2)   - A great story with again, great music and acting, about one of the few conspiracies I've seen in the history of the franchise.
 * 3)   - A story about someone crazed with destroying his own culture for youth, very poetic and epic and whatever.
 * 4)   - Though the music is completely awful in this film, the Borg being as freaky and ruthless as they are makes up for it.
 * 5)   - Was very funny and witty, but could have been better.
 * 6)   - I saw it once, it was very epic, but most of it, as I barely remember, was almost as slow as the first.
 * 7)   - Not much happens in this one, but hey, Kirk pushes a Klingon into a lava pit!
 * 8)   - Good story and music, but I don't know why it doesn't appeal to me as much as most others.
 * 9)   - It would have been the best one ever if it wasn't so slow.
 * 10)   - A horrible excuse for Star Trek or a movie.  All it is is Picard and his bad-actor-clone blowing each other's ship up.  Did I forget to mention they replaced the Phaser Rifle with a giant phallus and the clone's ship was built under the nose of thousands of security guards in a dilithium mine made completely out of dirt but somehow manages to have dual shields, nine thousand phaser and disruptor turrets, and is twice the size of a Galaxy-class?  Oh and Data dies.

Good to Bad: Video Games
(These are the only one I have played and remember)
 * 1)  Star Trek: Deep Space Nine - The Fallen - Though nearly everything has become outdated in this, the music, acting, story, and gameplay are the best I've ever seen.
 * 2)  Star Trek: Voyager - Elite Force - Though the game uses a somewhat limited physics engine, Raven made a great game with concern for plausibility in mind which has sported many fun modifications in both singleplayer and multiplayer.
 * 3)  Star Trek: Armada - Though it rarely works on any computers I remember that I loved the gameplay and story.
 * 4)  Star Trek: Armada II - This ends up with worse graphics, gameplay and story than the original.
 * 5)  Star Trek: Elite Force II - This is the most horrible game I have ever played, with horrible LCARS, character animations, physics, and cartooniness.  There's also the story which contains fighting against random monsters with shoddy weapons apparently made to enhance your gaming experience.  At least you get to kiss one of two girls with giant mammary glands at the end.

My Sentiments

 * Interests: Star Trek: The Good Kind, deadpan humor, Portal, the Borg, and Wayne's World


 * Annoyances: Star Trek: Enterprise, Scott Bakula, Jolene Blalock, their horrible acting,  and continuity errors.  Also bad grammar.