User:Faye Kane homeless brain

Hi, I'm Faye: 34, homeless, and an official autistic-savant. Among other things, that means I can't correctly perceive emotions in other people, which means I'm vulnerable to being lied to and manipulated, particularly at work (when I used to work). It also means I am cursed by God and doomed by man to understand everything and control nothing. I have the genetic defect of being "Real Smart".

I'm almost certain that I'm neurologically unable to hate. or feel jealousy or revenge, or uncontrollable anger. You may think this is a blessing, but it's not. You see, I can't feel love either. Now, I DO love humanity, and all life, really. In fact, I think I have "cancer of the empathy". And I love sex so much that it's what got me committed to a mental hospital (which is where I found out I'm autistic).

I love being sexually tortured, and raped while I'm crying (which is really my only emotional release). But I can't love another person in a romantic way, and that has made some people very sad.

Why am I homeless, after I designed nuclear reactor monitoring stuff and managing programmers? First of all, it's by choice. Basically, everyone in the world is either stupid or evil, and finally I couldn't stand it anymore. So I abandoned "humanity" and have lived in the woods for 3 years. My cave is a half-buried tent in a ditch, covered with layers of plastic and raggedy blankets, jacked into the power grid. I have a a hot plate, a little fridge, a space heater, A/C, wireless broadband, HDTV (through my computer), and festive colored christmas lights  EVERYWHERE!

I LOVE it in here; it's the best place I ever lived! It's like an Apollo capsule packed with technology, buried in dirt and sticks and leaves and topped off with a delicious chocolate coating of bird and squirrel crap. I can hear them scurrying around on top of it, and that's one of the things that makes living here so wonderful.

Yeah, you don't believe any of it. Well, as Hawking once said, "Wrong AGAIN, Albert!". It's all true. Here's a picture of the inside of my cave: http://tinyurl.com/mycozycave Here's me in it, naked as always: http://tinyurl.com/mycozycave And here's everything else you might want to know about me: http://tinyurl.com/kanecave

♥,

-faye kane homeless brain KneeCheeseZarathustra@gmail.com