User:Captainchris

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Greetings
My name is Chris and I've been a Star Trek fan as long as I can remember. When I was about five years old I was so frustrated about not being able to make the Vulcan salute that I used rubber cement to stick my fingers together. More to come later...

The Coolest Bad Guys
''"From hell's heart I stab at thee. For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee."

- Khan Melville quote

''"We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile." -- The Borg''

"ruler of the cosmos"

Other Cool Stuff
Horga'hns

any ladies want to break me off a little jamaharon?

pon farr

"It has to do with... biology... Vulcan biology."

-Spock

Dabo

"Watch the wheel, not the girl."

-Dabo Strategy

Varon-T disruptors

The disruptor literally tears the body apart from the inside out, resulting in a relatively slow and excruciating death.

bat'leths

a warrior's blade

Prune juice

a warrior's drink

Pet Peeves, Errors & Omissions
This section will be a continuous list that will slowly evolve and attempt to detail things that annoy me and problems I find within the Star Trek Universe.

Novels
As much as it pains me I have read very few Star Trek books that I thought were any good particularly the ones by Peter David I think he sucks. Sorry if that angers anyone.

Ranks
As a veteran of the US Army I am interested in the military and naval rank structure utilized in Star Trek. However I wish (particularly in TOS, the original series films and DS9) they would have given a little more attention to detail and established some sort standardization of rank structure.

Pages I Started
Commando

Organic technology

Regiment

Veteran

Pages I helped edit
Bio-mimetic gel