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(Bridge)

Kim: Sensors pick up a wormhole leading to the Alpha Quadrant.

Janeway: They must have thought that our parody series was so bad that they're ending it after seven episodes. This truly is THE BEST DAY EVER.

(Logo appears - Star Trek Voyager: The Abridged Series)

(Sickbay)

The Doctor: How did you injure yourself?

Baxter: …

Kes: How did you injure yourself?

Baxter: Playing on the holodeck.

Kes: Do you have to ignore the Doctor?

Baxter: Oh, I wasn't ignoring him. I'm just focused on the sex appeal of this show, aka you.

(Baxter leaves)

Kes: Maybe I can make you feel better, Doctor.

The Doctor: I'm a hologram. I'm not equipped to-

Kes: Never mind.

(Bridge)

Janeway: Open a channel.

(Channel is opened)

Janeway: This is Captain Kathryn Janeway of the Federation Starship Voyager.

Romulan: Hello?

Janeway: We're lost in the Delta Quadrant. Can we convince you to tell Starfleet Command about this?

Romulan: You're in the Delta Quadrant!?

Janeway: Yes.

Romulan: Then this is a long-distance call. I don't have that kind of money. This conversation is terminated.

(dialtone)

(Kes walks in)

Kes: Captain, I think the Doctor is being mistreated. You should see what you can do to help him.

(Sickbay)

Janeway: All right, Doctor. What should we do to modify your program?

The Doctor: Well, for starters, I'd like the ability to turn myself off.

Janeway: Granted.

The Doctor: Also, I'd like the ability to turn myself on.

Janeway: You're a hologram. You're not equipped to-

The Doctor: Never mind.

(Janeway's Quarters)

Computer: You have a collect call coming in from the Romulan Empire. Do you accept the charges?

Janeway: I do.

Romulan: I have found a way to confirm your story. I think that I can beam through the wormhole.

(Transporter Room)

Tuvok: If we go back, we will be 20 years in the past.

Janeway: Can we leave a message?

Tuvok: No, he dies soon.

Janeway: Oh. That sucks.

(Text on Screen)

THE END

By GoldenSandslash

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