User:Nmajmani/Favorite quotes

This sub-userpage is for my favorite quotes from episodes. They got too long for my main user-page, so I moved them here.

Kirk "Have I ever mentioned you play a very irritating game of chess"

Scott "You can't change the laws of physics! I've got to have 30 minutes!"

Kirk "If we don't accept his gracious invitation, we'll have a crushed eggshell where this ship used to be."

McCoy "The only thing I can tell is that they're born pregnant, which is quite a time-saver"

Picard "Turn off that damn noise. Go to Yellow Alert"

Picard "Mr. Worf, Do you intend to blast a hole in the viewscreen"

Picard "If we are to be damned, let's be damned for who we truely are"

Picard "If I'm right, there will soon be no Farpoint Station"

Q "Oh, Lucky Guess"

Picard "''Let's See what's out there. Engage!'"

Picard/Locutus "I am Locutus of Borg.  Your life as it has been is over.  From this time forth, you will service us.  Resistance is Futile."

Réne "I know you. You're my nephew, Jean-Luc Picard"

Picard "Ah, then you must be my uncle Réne."

Réne "No, It's the other way around"

Picard "Shame, I rather liked the idea"

Worf "It is not customary for Klingons to recieve family while on duty."

Riker "Then maybe we can schedule you for some more free time."

Riker "Data, your head is NOT an artifact"

Mrs. Carmichal "It's 8 o'clock on a thursday. I thought I told you that the rent was due no later than 8 o'clock on a wednesday"

Clemens "By the way, Mr. La Forge told me to tell you that he got your message"

Worf "Four times in a row, How Does he do it"

Riker "I cheat"

(Data glares at Riker)

Riker "I'm kidding"

Picard "Five Card Stud, Nothing Wild. And the Sky's the limit."

O'Brien "Computer, you and I need to have a little talk"

Sisko "I gave you a direct order major"

Kira "Court-Martial Me!"

Sisko "I can't. You're not in Starfleet."

The Doctor "Computer. Activate the Emergency Command Hologram"

Trip "Do you realize you've just rewritten our history books"

T'pol "A footnote, at best."

Trip "Footnote!? This is like discovering that Neil Armstrong wasn't the first man to walk on the moon!"

T'pol "Perhaps he wasn't"

McCoy "You're proposing that we go backwards in time, find some humback whales, bring them forwards in Time, an hope to hell they tell this probe what to go do with itself."

Kirk "That's the General Idea."

McCoy "Well that's crazy."

Kirk " You got a better idea, now's the time"

Soran "They say time is the fire in which we burn"

Data "Oh, S--t" (right before the crash landing)

Kirk "I don't need to be lectured by you. I was out saving the Galaxy, when your grandfather was in diapers"

Cochrane "I got to go take a leak"

La Forge "Leak, I'm not detecting any leak"

Cochrane "Don't You people from the 24th century ever pee"

La Forge "Oh, Leak. Haha. I get it"

Riker "Someone once said, 'Don't Try to be a great man, just be a man, and let history make it's own judements'."

Cochrane "Thats Rhetorical nonsense. Who said that?"

Riker "You did, ten years from now."

Picard "There's just one thing I don't understand. You never learned to swim?"

Anij "''Never got around to it'.'"

Picard "Do you understand Mr. Madden"

Madden "Of course, Jean-Luc."

(Long Pause)

Madden "I see that Captain Riker was pulling my leg."
 * -taken from a filmed deleted scene