User:Schrei/letter

To whom it may concern:

I recently received a message from the Selective Service System reminding me that I have not registered for the draft and asking me to do so. However, I would like to bring to your attention the fact that I am a married homosexual and therefore considered ineligible for military service. As such, I must claim an exemption from the draft on the basis of my sexual orientation. I regret that such an exemption is necessary and hope that the current discriminatory policy will be amended in the near future. Thank you for your time, and God bless America.

Sincerely, xxxxx

In case you couldn't tell... I'm not legally married, the God bless America was BS, and I didn't expect that letter to get me anywhere. They politely remind me that the only exemptions are being a woman, being in the military already, or being incarcerated/institutionalized. I asked if universities count as insane asylums, but not gonna hold my breath waiting for a response on that one.